Captain Planet Drives a Humvee

Ever wonder what your favorite cartoons are like off-screen?

Me too, America.

Me too.

Thanks to the fine people of Cracked.com, we now know some dirty secrets.

I do question Cracked's judgement of Steamboat Mickey. He is the following list twice and the lower offense seems much more serious that the higher one, ranked number 3...but maybe it's not.

You be the judge.

25 Awful Secrets of Your Favorite Cartoon Characters