So when I hear that George W. Bush has pardoned himself and his administration of war crimes, only one question pops into my head:
Wait...we can do that?
So...through the power vested in me by...myself, I pardon myself from any wrongdoings I may commit in the future.
Watch out, world: I'm unaccountable!
So...through the power vested in me by...myself, I pardon myself from any wrongdoings I may commit in the future.
Watch out, world: I'm unaccountable!