Showing posts with label Incredible Conclusions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Incredible Conclusions. Show all posts

09 September 2008

Danger!

This morning I posed a question to two of my very good and loyal friends: would they remain my friend if I grew out my beard, got a very dark tan and changed my name to Osama Jim Laden?

Both said yes, even when I amended the name to Osama Jim Danger. The loyalty of my friends aside, I came away from this experiment with a strong conclusion.

In the spirit of tomorrow's scientific experiment (which is getting little-to-no airplay), I have concluded that "Danger" Jim Eustice is a great name. Like if I wrestled professionally or was an adventurer.


Still, fell free to refer to me as Danger Jim. Kind of like Ranger Jim. Let's make this thing stick, people.