The Day I Turned Into A Different Blogger

ZOMG Look at THIS hot mess! He's So OLD!!! I bet he can't even last 8 years in the White House. This is serious business. I bet he's so old that when he was in school there was no history class. I bet he's SO OLD that he was the busboy at the Last Supper. I bet he's so old that his social security number is 1!!! He's so old...he couldn't be the next prez. Plus he's a total creeper.



He best step off Barack Obama before I come over to his house and slap him! OMG I'd be like "You better take the bass out of your voice when you're talking to me, McCain." and then I'd smack him silly.


(new, real post tomorrow because I'm bad at planning for guest writers)